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We were driving around a neighborhood and we saw a house that had just HALF a Utah UTES logo on their garage door. Many of us were commenting on it...
"Did it get stuck in the panels of their garage door?"
"Probably a BYU fan came and ripped it off!"
"It was shipped in two pieces, and they haven't got around to putting up the other half."
"It's against the HOA by-laws and their psycho neighbors got mad about it."
Etc., etc.
Haylee: "Maybe they only kind of like the UTES!" 9/10
Katelyn was going through one of my old purses and found a tampon in a pocket...
Katelyn: "What's this?"
Me: "A tampon."
Katelyn: "What's a tampon?"
Me: "Oh, it's just something for girls."
(I was planning on that being the end of the conversation. Not with Katelyn!)
Katelyn: "Why do girls need it?"
Me: "To help with the blood."
Katelyn: (holding up the tampon) "THIS...helps with blood? How?"
Me: "It's made of cotton and can soak up the blood."
Katelyn: (thinking) "Remember when Madi fell down on the way to school the other day?"
Me: "Yeah."
Katelyn: (displaying the tampon like in a commercial) "You should bring that on our walks - just in case somebody bleeds!" 9/10
On my anniversary, we got our our wedding pictures and Katelyn was looking at them...
Katelyn: "Where did you get your dress?"
Me: "I borrowed it from Aunt Kristen."
Katelyn: "Who am I going to borrow mine from?"
Me: "Oh, we'll probably go to the wedding dress store for you."
Katelyn: "Why didn't YOU go to the store and buy one?"
Me: "Cuz they cost too much money."
Katelyn: "Good thing Haylee has a lot of money!" 9/10
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