Kids Say the Darndest Things - January '11 Edition

Taken from the sidebar....


As he was handing me a less-than-stellar report card...
Ryan: "Please acknowledge my courage in showing THIS to you!" 1/11


Haylee was sitting at the kitchen table NOT eating her quesadilla...

Me: "Haylee, you LOVE cheese sandwiches. Pretty much this is the same! In America, we use bread for our bread. In Mexico, this (pointing at her tortilla) is their bread."
Haylee: "If I lived in Mexico, I wouldn't like cheese sandwiches!" 1/11


Ryan: "Why aren't you guys ever invited to a New Year's Eve party?
Me: "Well......either a) there aren't any people out there throwing parties -OR- b) no one wants to invite us to a party.
Ryan: "I seriously DOUBT people aren't having parties." 1/11